The Social Republic of Indian Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Juan Rodriguez with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.071 billion Empireans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Povlsen. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 4,173 trillion Kroner a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,397 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Indian Empire, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Kroner of property damage, and Indian Empire's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indian Empire's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Indian Empire is ranked 13,166^th in the world and 12^th in Texas for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,682.06 on the Gilded Widget Scale.